Census Bloodbath is my pride and joy. When I realized I'd seen a pitiful amount of films in my favorite genre (slashers) in their Golden Age (the 1980's), I embarked on a project to watch and review all of them. All. Of. Them. That's close to 500 movies released in the ten year period between 1980 and 1989. Dear god, what am I doing to myself...
At the end of each year, I'm writing a wrap-up where I discuss the best and worst films of the year, the general style of the representative films of the year, and their place in the history of the genre overall.
Here are the basic criteria I have used, though there are exceptions to pretty much every rule I lay out:
1) The film must have been released (theatrically or straight to video) in its home territory between 1980 and 1989.
2) The film must be of feature length, which I define as 50 minutes or above.
3) An anthology doesn't count as a slasher if only one segment is slasher-themed.
4) Murders or the threat of murder must be continuous throughout the movie, not just in an intro flashback or a short burst at the end (like in Carrie).
5) There is frequently a thin line between the slasher and the home invasion, siege, and revenge genres. For films that are borderline, I have used my own judgment to determine where they fall.
6) Same goes for slashers involving non-traditional killers like monsters, ghosts, zombies, etc. There needs to be slightly stricter adherence to the formula than just a bunch of deaths in order to be approved.
7) Ditto cannibal and cult films.
8) There is also a line that is crossed when the body count becomes too high, or there are too many killers at once, like a zombie film or something like Cell or The Crazies. These I will count as "mass pandemonium" films rather than proper slashers.
Here you can find my list of completed reviews in alphabetical order by year as I get to them. Enjoy!
Don't Answer the Phone
Don't Go in the House
Dressed to Kill
Fade to Black
Friday the 13th
Funeral Home
The Ghost Dance
He Knows You're Alone
Don't Go in the House
Dressed to Kill
Fade to Black
Friday the 13th
Funeral Home
The Ghost Dance
He Knows You're Alone
Saboot
Schizoid
Silent Scream
Terror on Tour
Terror Train
To All a Goodnight
Trhauma
The Unseen
Windows
Schizoid
Silent Scream
Terror on Tour
Terror Train
To All a Goodnight
Trhauma
The Unseen
Windows
Corpse Mania
Dark Night of the Scarecrow
A Day of Judgment
Deadly Blessing
The Demon
Don't Go in the Woods... Alone!
Evilspeak
Eyes of a Stranger
The Fan
Final Exam
Friday the 13th Part 2
The Funhouse
Graduation Day
Halloween II
Dark Night of the Scarecrow
A Day of Judgment
Deadly Blessing
The Demon
Don't Go in the Woods... Alone!
Evilspeak
Eyes of a Stranger
The Fan
Final Exam
Friday the 13th Part 2
The Funhouse
Graduation Day
Halloween II
Happy Birthday To Me
Hell Night
Home Sweet Home
The House Where Death Lives
Just Before Dawn
Lady Stay Dead
Hell Night
Home Sweet Home
The House Where Death Lives
Just Before Dawn
Lady Stay Dead
Love Massacre
Madhouse
Murder Syndrome
My Bloody Valentine
Nightmares in a Damaged Brain
Night School
The Outing
Madhouse
Murder Syndrome
My Bloody Valentine
Nightmares in a Damaged Brain
Night School
The Outing
Murder by Phone
National Lampoon's Class Reunion
The New York Ripper
Next of Kin
Night Warning
Pandemonium
Pieces
The Scorpion with Two Tails
The Seduction
Shock: Evil Entertainment
Silent Rage
National Lampoon's Class Reunion
The New York Ripper
Next of Kin
Night Warning
Pandemonium
Pieces
The Scorpion with Two Tails
The Seduction
Shock: Evil Entertainment
Silent Rage
~ Post Mortem ~
~ Post Mortem ~
1986
April Fool's Day
Cards of Death
Chopping Mall
Deadly Friend
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
Girls School Screamers
Gore-Met, Zombie Chef from Hell
The Hitcher
Killer Party
Psycho III
Slaughter High
Sorority House Massacre
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Trick or Treat
April Fool's Day
Cards of Death
Chopping Mall
Deadly Friend
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
Girls School Screamers
Gore-Met, Zombie Chef from Hell
The Hitcher
Killer Party
Psycho III
Slaughter High
Sorority House Massacre
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Trick or Treat
1987
Blood Diner
Blood Rage
Blood Lake
City in Panic
Delirium: Photos of Gloria
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II
Killer Workout
The Lamp
The Majorettes
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
Psychos in Love
Return to Horror High
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
Blood Diner
Blood Rage
Blood Lake
City in Panic
Delirium: Photos of Gloria
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II
Killer Workout
The Lamp
The Majorettes
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
Psychos in Love
Return to Horror High
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
1988
American Gothic
Amsterdamned
Bad Dreams
The Carpenter
Cheerleader Camp
Child's Play
Evil Dead Trap
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
American Gothic
Amsterdamned
Bad Dreams
The Carpenter
Cheerleader Camp
Child's Play
Evil Dead Trap
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
Iced
Maniac Cop
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
Pumpkinhead
Rush Week
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Maniac Cop
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
Pumpkinhead
Rush Week
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Elves
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
I, Madman
Moonstalker
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge
The Phantom of the Opera
Shocker
Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out!
Slash Dance
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
I, Madman
Moonstalker
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge
The Phantom of the Opera
Shocker
Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out!
Slash Dance
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland
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