Showing posts with label Clayton Rohner. Show all posts
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Sunday, July 5, 2015

Census Bloodbath: Slash Fiction

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Year: 1989
Director: Tibor Takacs
Cast: Jenny Wright, Clayton Rohner, Randall William Cook
Run Time: 1 hour 29 minutes
MPAA Rating: R

1989 was the year that closed the gates of the non-postmodern, non-remake slasher film for good. It was the year of the worst Friday the 13th film of the 80’s, the worst Halloween film of the 80’s, and the worst Nightmare on Elm Street ever (remakes notwithstanding). It was the year of Slash Dance, Death Spa, Moonstalker, and Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge. And yet, in the midst of all this, a film called I, Madman came into being.

I, Madman is a cerebral, stylish offshoot of the Nightmare onElm Street paranormal vein of slasherdom that refrains from merely being a callous rip-off. It’s gorgeous, reasonably well acted, exciting, and the inspiration for the title of my 2014 horror-comedy short film, iMadman.

The slasher is dead. Long live the slasher.

I, Madman tells the story of a story. Virginia (Jenny Wright) is a young actress living in Hollywood who loves to read. She finds herself freaked out but compelled by a pulp horror novel by a man named Malcolm Brand and searches the used bookstore where she works for a copy of his other book, I, Madman. When one arrives at her doorstep, she assumes it was sent by her coworker, the sarcastic, horny Mona (Stephanie Hodge) – the human equivalent of the worm at the bottom of a tequila bottle – who has a museum-worthy perm and eyeshadow that looks like someone hit her in the face with a brick and the bruises are just now fading.

Virginia cracks open the book and the book cracks back. When the titular Madman (Randall William Cook) – a lovelorn but ugly psycho who cuts off all his facial features in order to impress a pretty actress – begins to stalk and kill Virginia’s acquaintances in real life, collecting bits of their faces to win her love, she tries to convince her homicide detective boyfriend Richard (Clayton Rohner of April Fool’s Day) that she knows what’s actually going on. Although he slightly begins to believe her when she accurately predicts the next few murders, an erroneous assumption and her frequent tearful exclamations that the book is nonfiction start to discredit her in the eyes of his boss.

Horror fans get no respect.

When I, Madman is good, it’s absolutely incredible, especially considering its pedigree (1989 was no time to be thoughtful or original, or in fact, a film). Perhaps the cause of this is that, while it still remains in structure and essence a slasher, it is neither a body count film nor an attempt at a Gran Guignol gorefest, at least where the kills are concerned. Removing the raison-detre of the derelict slasher genre allowed the film to focus all its energies on the killer-Final Girl relationship, creating a truly macabre, classical story at its core.

The film is about fiction intruding on the reality of a woman with an overactive imagination. She fears it, but she can’t help herself from going back to it, mirroring many people’s relationships with the horror genre itself.

In achieving its more cerebral ends, I, Madman goes to great lengths of style and panache. Just showing some chick reading over and over again would be about as boring as an ex-C-SPAN moderator reunion tour, so the film punches it up, showing Virginia entering the fantasy world of the books as one of the characters with seamless editing and costume/set changes. In fact, the film begins on one such scene depicting [SPOILERS] a mad scientist’s hybrid jackal boy creation, a supremely startling Claymation creature and a jarring introduction into what was seemingly a straightforward slasher film.

As the film goes on and these fictional, stylized settings begin to clash with the gritty Hollywood reality, the film outdoes itself in an explosion of neo-noir spectacle, all deep focus sets with billowing curtains, smoky exteriors cut with hard shafts of light, and interiors lit from the outside with sticky pink neon or cherry red police lights through slats in the blinds. Shadows and silhouettes dominate the madman’s world, which is like an issue of Dick Tracy Meets the Phantom of the Opera.

It’s enough to make Candyman jealous.

And when the film finally gets down to the gore, it is rather terrific. The kills themselves are mostly implied, offscreen, or in silhouette, but every ghastly act is reflected in the piecemeal collection of the Madman’s face, which evolves from a pitted mass of flesh to a Frankensteinian puzzle of sewn-together grue, expertly applied to himself by FX supervisor Randall William Cook, who would go on to make hi craft count in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, of all things.

The man’s a double threat, because his Madman is a legitimately menacing monstrosity, harking back to the Lon Cheney silent era of looming, melodramatic villains. He’s not a trained actor and, as such, doesn’t one hundred percent physically inhabit the role  he runs a little bit like an ostrich in swim flippers – but for the most part he does a remarkable job in a mostly remarkable cast.

Jenny Wright is a solid anchor, luminously beautiful yet sharp and self-motivated with a heavy amount of open vulnerability. And Clayton Rohner is decent, though he’s mostly eye candy – one more remarkable thing about I, Madman is that – while there’s actually no nudity at all, it exploits Rohner far more than any of its actresses. I thank it on the grounds of feminism and personal taste. The true standout of the cast is – surprisingly – Stephanie Hodge, a comedian whose Mona provides a terrific biting edge of comic relief and whose chemistry with Wright provides one of the most genuine friendships I’ve ever seen in a slasher film.

Three cheers for Mona. Sorry about the outfit jokes.

I, Madman plugs along for quite a while being pretty extraordinary until –seemingly for no reason – it sputters and stalls. It doesn’t get bad. I, Madman is not at any point a bad movie. It just devolves into a woefully generic sort of police procedural topped with a fantastical nonsense finale with a great sense of set dressing but no clue how to edit a confrontation in close quarters. A half hour of dull material followed by an ambitious but sloppy ending isn’t enough to derail the stylish, intelligent slasher that is I, Madman, but it’s certainly enough to knock it down from top marks.

I would highly recommend the film for anyone looking to dip a toe in the weirder end of 80’s horror without blowing their faces off with body axes and lamprey monsters, because with its innate sense of style and class in its storytelling, I, Madman is a pretty decently crafted film qua films, not just among its leprous peers languishing at the end of the decade. Oh, and if you’re worried that it might be scary, it’s not. Slasher films are never scary.

Killer: Malcolm Brand (Randall William Cook)
Final Girl: Virginia (Jenny Wright)
Best Kill: A shattered window pane falls and guillotines the jackal boy in half.
Sign of the Times: I would take this opportunity to make fun of Mona’s makeup again, but honestly it’s more jarring to see people smoking indoors.
Scariest Moment: The Madman reveals his mutilated nose and mouth to Virginia in her kitchen.
Weirdest Moment: Any moment with the Claymation jackal boy.
Champion Dialogue: “If it will make you feel any better, first thing after breakfast I’ll cut myself shaving.”
Body Count: 7; 1 in a book, 6 in real life, if you count the Jackal Boy and the Madman as actually being real, which I do.
  1. Hotel manager is killed offscreen by the jackal boy. 
  2. Collette is scalped. 
  3. Piano Guy has his ears cut off. 
  4.  Lenny has his nose cut off.  
  5.  Mona has her lips cut off. 
  6.  Jackal Boy is guillotined in half by a window pane.  
  7. Madman is launched out the window and explodes into book pages.
TL;DR: I, Madman is a stylish, cerebral slasher with a saggy finale.
Rating: 7/10
Word Count: 1364

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Census Bloodbath: Pranks For The Memories

Year: 1986
Director: Fred Walton
Cast: Deborah Foreman, Amy Steel, Clayton Rohner
Run Time: 1 hour 29 minutes
MPAA Rating: R

Sad April Fool's Day! 

Just kidding! Happy April Fool's Day!

That's about all the pranking energy I have in me at this point, I'm afraid. As a kid, I was the best in the business, but I'm retired now. Luckily for us, today's slasher feature has us covered for all of our practical joking needs. April Fool's Day, released by Paramount in 1986, is a film birthed from a congregation of slasher royalty.

Friday the 13th producer Frank Mancuso, Jr. pulled together some of the biggest names in the business for April Fool's Day, including Nightmare on Elm Street composer Charles Bernstein, Fade to Black/The Funhouse/Friday the 13th 4, 5, & 6/Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo/Everything You've Ever Loved casting director Fern Champion, When A Stranger Calls director Fred Walton, and Friday the 13th Part 2 Final Girl Amy Steel. It's kind of like the Avengers for the slasher set, if you will.

Only they do battle with terrible 80's hairstyles instead of world-eating aliens.

April Fool's Day tells the story of one Muffy St. John (Deborah Foreman of 1988's Destroyer), a tragically rich young woman who hosts an April Fool's/birthday/spring break getaway weekend for her college friends at her secluded island mansion. After a prank unintentionally leads to a gory ferry accident, the constable and the ferry captain head to the mainland, leaving the unfortunate kids all alone for the weekend. Of course a mysterious someone begins picking them all off, but let's Meet the Meat before they're seasoned and sliced, shall we?

The group in April Fool's Day is considerably large, but each of the kiddos has a distinct, multi-faceted personality that renders them unique and compelling. The one thing this diverse group has in common is that none of them seem to like Muffy all that much. 

There's Nikki (Deborah Goodrich), the clever, promiscuous sexpot with a Mad Magazine sense of humor; Chaz (Clayton Rohner of I, Madman), Nikki's boyfriend, the kinda cute, really horny film major who doesn't take anything seriously; Arch (Thomas F. Wilson aka freaking Biff Tannen from Back to the Future), Chaz's bestest buddy, and one of those straight dudes who spends an improbable amount of time pretending he wants to bang his friend; Hal (Jay Baker), a kinda dorky Southern gold digger who fears for his own inheritance; Skip (Griffin O'Neal), Muffy's jovial stoner cousin; Nan (Leah Pinsent), a bookish, prudish, bubbly girl who packs a separate suitcase for her homework; Kit (Amy Steel), who, thanks to her androgynous name and veteran performer is without a doubt our Final Girl despite her only character trait being that she's a tad irritable; and Rob (Ken Olandt), Kit's boyfriend who feels like he isn't worthy because he goes to a state school. 

He's wrong. He's not worthy because of his terrible mullet.

Their interactions are underscored with a truly intriguing element of class anxiety. Most of the guests are sheltered and privileged in their own right, but many are envious of Muffy "On a Clear Day You Can See the Kennedys" St. John's considerable means, and Rob feels inadequate because of his lower socioeconomic status. It is perhaps too much to ask for a late-period slasher to explore this topic in a full, satisfying manner, let alone worm its way into a decent thesis, but April Fool's Day uses this unconsummated motif as a bedrock for incredibly solid characterizations.

The yuppie movement having come into full swing by the mid-80's, these obnoxious but lovable characters plant the film firmly in a historical context, far more than the typical slasher ephemera of feathered hair and neon legwarmers. Compounded with one character's expression of nuclear fears, and another's shamefully hidden abortion, April Fool's Day becomes a half-decent social piece on the futility and anxiety of the upper and middle class in the materialistic 1980's.

It's a good thing, too, because as an out-and-out slasher film, April Fool's Day isn't exactly a peach. The dialogue and filmmaking are solid, and there's some decent atmosphere, but the Thought Police MPAA crackdown on slashers in the latter half of the decade stunts the film considerably. The one sex scene is about as un-exploitative as Nancy Drew's dream journal, and the gore is light, to say the least.

When your climactic gore reveal could be fixed up with some Tampax and a teaspoon of Alka-Seltzer, it might not be ready for prime time.

BUT! The tone is jovial and the atmosphere is decently spooky, in the best evocation of the spirit of April Fool's. While the kiddos have fun with dribble glasses and gimp masks, Bernstein's remarkably held-back synth music keeps the creep factor up for scenes that have actual, genuine tension from time to time. Though the kills may be muffled, the preceding moments can be deliciously tense and one sequence in a well actually manages to dredge up a goosebump or two.

And wait! There's more! The cast is packed with actors who had more than just a simulacrum of a career, so the performances are across the board pretty decent. The only weak links are the flaky Deborah Foreman as Muffy "It's OK, It's Perrier" St. John, who for the life of her can't figure out just what to do with her damn hands, flapping them wildly around her face like rabid bats, and (unfortunately) Amy Steel, who is brought down by a dull character and reduced to a kind of drowsy irritation for too many of her line readings. 

Kit only becomes interesting in a historical context when she comes on to Rob, providing the actress her second consecutive non-virginal Final Girl character. I don't know what it is about Ms. Steel, but directors love to film her jumping dudes' bones, and this scene is certainly more sultry than her chaste pre-coital scene with Paul in Friday the 13th. Despite her lackluster performance, this scene is more than enough to launch her into the Final Girl pantheon for defying stereotypes. Go Kit! Feminism!

On another note, the film is also quite well-shot, with picturesque scenery and nighttime lighting that manages to avoid drowning the frame in darkness. You'd think that slasher filmmakers would pick up a book or two on night cinematography when they prepare to shoot a film almost entirely after sunset. But you would be severely overestimating how much the people behind the camera cared about these things. Most of the time, I count myself lucky if I don't see a boom mike in frame, but here the cinematography is skilled and professional and I can't respect that enough.

Also whoever picked out that outfit deserves an Oscar.

Alright, here's where things get SPOILERific. If you care about the ending to a 30-year-old B-slasher, skip ahead to the image of the homoerotic frat bros.

As you might have been able to guess, the ending of April Fool's Day reveals that the Agatha Christie-esque body count antics are all one big prank. Muffy is performing a dry run for a murder mystery getaway weekend she plans to sell to the public, in which her evil twin Buffy escapes from an asylum and mows down the guests. Her friends are her unfortunate first victims. 

This ending is a sprightly reversal on slasher expectations from a team intimately familiar with the formula, but it also prevents the film from being a classic example of the form. For obvious reasons, all the deaths are kept offscreen, reducing the impact of the kills and irritating the horehounds in the audience. The film is clever enough to spring back from this deficiency, but it causes the third act to drag something fierce before the Final Girl sequence kicks in.

Speaking of the finale, the film's premise also prevents the Final Girl from fighting back against the killer. It wouldn't exactly be a classic prank if Kit stabbed Muffy in her smug face, so she is reduced to panicked running that is rendered interesting by some inspired set design, but doesn't have the dynamism of her chainsaw tussle with the truly dangerous Jason Voorhees. The final reveal is chilling thanks to some subtle, jarring sound design, but in the end its clever reversal is not quite worth the losses it inflicts on the film as a whole.

Welcome back, my love.

All in all, April Fool's Day isn't a film that I would recommend to a casual horror fan, but for those willing to explore its coy depths, it's a rewarding character slasher with a well-honed sense of fun. It won't change your perspective on the genre or anything, but it's a more than acceptable romp through the social climate of 1986 with some puckish mayhem thrown in for good measure.

Killer: [Buffy St. John (Deborah Foreman) but actually nobody]
Final Girl: Kit (Amy Steel)
Best Kill: Chaz is castrated while wearing a gimp mask, so that's fun.
Sign of the Times: As much as I love Chaz's baggy jacket/V-neck/patterned pajama pants combo, I'm pretty sure it's a capitol offense to wear it in today's fashion climate.



Scariest Moment: Arch is hung from a tree above a lunging snake.
Weirdest Moment: In an attempt to nail the classic Spring-Loaded Cat scare, April Fools Day launches a forlorn feline directly down onto poor Skip from the stratosphere.
Champion Dialogue: "Your fly's open and your Hostess Twinkie is hangin' out."
Body Count: 8 [But actually 0]
  1. Skip is killed offscreen.
  2. Arch is decapitated. 
  3. Nan has her throat slit.
  4. Chaz is castrated.
  5. Nikki is stabbed to death.
  6. Hal is hung.
  7. Muffy is decapitated.
  8. [Muffy has her throat slit.
TL;DR: April Fool's Day is a demure slasher, but makes up for it with great characters and a fairly suspenseful twist on the genre.
Rating: 7/10
Word Count: 1650